CARDIAC BYPASS 1995 (PHOTO PAGE 1)
WELCOME TO A FIVE-PAGE PICTORIAL ACCOUNT OF MY HUSBAND'S BYPASS SURGERY
Enjoy this humorous reliving of a very traumatic event in our lives. Hopefully, the photos and comments on the pages of this website will bring a smile to your face.
HINT: Click on the photo if you want it FULL SIZE. BE SURE TO NAVIGATE ALL 5 PAGES... HAVE FUN. 
The HEARTFELT Journey of Eugene... assisted by Nancy and friends.
It's time to leave the safety of my home and face what a man must face!
I CAN FIX YOU.
THINK OF IT AS AN UNSCHEDULED MAINTENANCE
Drop me off at the HOSPITAL.
Here's a form to fill out so you can spend your time getting well.
AND I HAVE GOOD NEWS...and bad news
HEARD YOU AIN'T FEELING TOO GOOD...
DON'T THINK OF IT AS BEING IN THE HOSPITAL FOR AN OPERATION... THINK OF IT AS BEING RECALLED TO THE FACTORY FOR AN ADJUSTMENT.
WHAT WOULD EVERYBODY LIKE TO KNOW?
WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I ALWAYS FAINT AT THE SIGHT OF BLOOD, TOO!
I RUN THE DANGER OF BEING CUT AND NICKED, BUT I WILL RETURN A BETTER MAN.
STILL ALIVE...
I COULD DO THIS BLINDFOLDED..WANNA SEE?
...MALE PATTERN CHEST HAIR BALDNESS...
ANESTHETICS ARE FOR SISSIES!
WELL GET READY KIDDO! HERE WE GO. MEN, THIS IS IT...OUR BIGGEST OPERATION YET! I CAN PUT IT OFF NO LONGER!
HOPE YOUR OPERATION'S A SUCCESS! I DON'T WANT TO GO!
MAKE SURE THERE'S A TV IN THE O.R.... THIS IS ONE GAME I DON'T WANT TO MISS!
YOU HOPE YOU NEVER HEAR YOUR SURGEON SAY... THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH.
THESE ARE THE HANDS THAT TURNED THE CAN OPENER.
POST-OPERATIVE
I'VE NEVR LOST A PATIENT... I'VE JUST MISPLACED A FEW.
RELAX! YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS. YOUR DOCTOR STUDIED EIGHT LONG YEARS... AND THAT WAS JUST IN HIGH SCHOOL.
SAY, DID YOU (YAWN) HAPPEN TO CATCH THE (YAWN) LATE, LATE, LATE SHOW LAST NIGHT?
WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE AM I? IF I PULL THROUGH THIS I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY SELFISH WAYS.
QUICK, SOMEONE SHOVE A THREE MUSKETEERS BAR IN MY MOUTH.
I'M NOT A DOCOR, BUT I PLAY ONE ON TV
